I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Edward fifth and chaser hands
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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