I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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