Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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