The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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