Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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