Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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