just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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