Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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