The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Randomize
