...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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