Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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