You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Where is the hickey?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The struggles of a small town man whore
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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