i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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