I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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