I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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