Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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