what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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