): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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