She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
there's paper in my vomit.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
3 2 1 whiskey
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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