sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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