Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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