Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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