How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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