Dual....:-)
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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