He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Your penis caused this!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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