so let's talk penis.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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