Dual....:-)
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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