Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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