Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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