erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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