So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
worst night to have a conscience
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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