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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This baby is an asshole
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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