Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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