Me too!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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