All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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