omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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