you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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