are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
