So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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