I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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