I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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