Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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