Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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