But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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