Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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