need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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