# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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