He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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