I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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