I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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