And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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