In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I licked your asshole in confidence.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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