Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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