yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think my moral compass just broke
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