What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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